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I realized today that I’m gonna have to start man-scaping now, sigh

thetrickstergoddess:

helloremo:

Last night I learned it’s hard to be the big spoon when you are 5’6” and the other guy is 6’1”

make him wear you like a pageant sash

this is giving me ideas, none of them christian

(Source: bussykween, via actualbomb)

carriesfirstperiod:

vivacious why ya tittie out

between-love-lines:

abessinier:

engiebooty:

thekumazone:

Mom boat!!

“KIDS ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK THERE”

“I WILL TURN MYSELF AROUND”

THE MOTHERSHIP

I AM SO DONE

(Source: tharlk, via actualbomb)